Churches continue their spiraling fall into apostasy by joining league with earth worshipers. Last Sunday, many across the world not only pledged to participate in Earth Day activities today, but have increasingly been sacrificing their Sunday worship services to Gaia to show their devotion. Billed as Ecumenical Earth Day, church goers at Christ the King Lutheran Church, Dalton, Ga., instructed their children in the art of making idols for the Earth Goddess; beginning their induction into the craft as young as three years of age.
While both the price and difficulty of fashioning gold no doubt figured in the church’s decision to opt for paper and plastic recyclables to fashion the sacrificial “pig,”1 it may not be long before the congregation begins melting down their earrings and demands that the pastor cast for them a golden calf. Or will that be a golden globe?
Notes:
1. Ethan Cole, “Churches Get Green for Earth Day Sunday,” Christian Post, April 21, 2008.
http://www.christianpost.com/article/20080421/32040
_Churches_Get_Green_for_Earth_Day_Sunday.htm
Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!